Thursday, May 31, 2012

i'm NOT buying it...

Expect to receive this look if...




...you tell me that you haven't
done drugs in three months,
don't drink anymore,
and always eat healthy.
YET, your blood sample shows mutliple
barbituates, opiates, and a
high concentration of alchol.
Oh, and your McDonalds bag is
hanging out of your purse.



3 comments:

  1. LOL, Love this classic "Mark" look! :-)

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  2. My Dearest Kelly,
    Just dropping by to say hi, and to tell you something. Our family SINGS your praises quite often!!! =) Do you remember that little black fan that you didn't have room to take home after your month with us here in Colombia and you left it for us? At first we didn't know when we would use it for it's sort of chilly most of the year here. But for the last year or so, we have used it for a sound-blocker during nap and night time. =) (As you probably remember, in this culture everyone uses microphones to go down the street and sell their wares. =)
    The 2nd use we have found for your little fan is it has become our "dryer" on rainy days. It really helps me to get our clothes dried faster! =D
    The 3rd use, is that our computer is getting old and gets hot and turns off easily. But, when we keep your fan blowing on it, it helps our computer stay on!!!
    So, we often say, "Oh, THANK THE LORD for DEAR Kelly and for her fan!" =)
    I hope to call you soon.
    Love you BUNCHES!!
    (((HUGS)))
    ~Heather~

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